ACCEPTED FACT

"In this world everybody makes mistakes but only a wife & boss has got d gifted talent of finding them,
Remembering them
&
Reminding them!!!

These girls...

2 cockroch ICU me admit hue.
.
.
.
1st: Kisne mara?
.
.
.
2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye
saali
ladkiyan
Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati
hai ki
heart attack
aagya ...

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.