ACCEPTED FACT

"In this world everybody makes mistakes but only a wife & boss has got d gifted talent of finding them,
Remembering them
&
Reminding them!!!

These girls...

2 cockroch ICU me admit hue.
.
.
.
1st: Kisne mara?
.
.
.
2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye
saali
ladkiyan
Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati
hai ki
heart attack
aagya ...

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.

Spiderman After Marriage... :-D

ROFL... :-D

Santa returns... :-D

Teacher: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mummy papa lad rhe the..
Teacher: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
Santa: Mera ek juta mummy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..



Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna he.?
Santa: Chasme ke saath 75kg.
Doctor: Aur chasme ke bagair.?
Santa: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi..!!



Police: Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge
Santa: main is se apn driving license bannaunga...



Santa: Yaar main do mushkilon me Fass gya hoon
Banta: Wo koun si?
Santa: Biwi make-up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti



Santa ne bank loan pe ek car li...
loan nai chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye...
udas santa: "pahle pata hota to shadhi bhi loan leke karta"



Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST: Kaise?
Santa: Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DOODH WALA"..



Dost: Biwi se jhagda solve hua kya ?
Santa: Ghutno pe chal kar aayi thi Mere pass
Dost: kya boli
Santa: Boli ki palang ke neeche se nikal aao..ab aur nahi maroongi

Know Your Customer :-D

A disappointed salesman of a Cola company returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful there?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place

"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. Didn't realize that they read from right to left"

Getting a mobile...

Girl: Nice mobile where did you get it?
Boy: I won this in a running race,
Girl: Wow, how many people participated?
Boy: Mobile owner, police and me ...

Jerome K. Jerome

Hilarious one-liners @ http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3352.Jerome_K_Jerome

Santa returns :-D

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry

Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone!

Time Flies :-D