Wednesday, September 28, 2011

A girl & A boy...

Define a girl:
The one who before going out for a party puts on mascara, eye liner, eye shadow, lip gloss, glitter, rouge, plush, kajal, etc. Then wears the best dress, new sandals with heals, accessories and still asks, “Over toh nahi lag rahi na?"
Reply: “Nahi, sahi hai.”
Girl- "Yaar jaldi jaldi main kuch kiya hi nahi. Socha simple hi rehne du."
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Define a boy:
The one who before going to party calls his friend and asks, "bhai tu nahaa kar aayega kya!”
Reply: ”Chal Saale !! Konsi apni shaadi ho rahi hai !"

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