Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Know Your Customer :-D

A disappointed salesman of a Cola company returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful there?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place

"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.

"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. Didn't realize that they read from right to left"

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Getting a mobile...

Girl: Nice mobile where did you get it?
Boy: I won this in a running race,
Girl: Wow, how many people participated?
Boy: Mobile owner, police and me ...