Girl to her BF: Is week movie dekhenge..
nxt week shopping karenge..
BF: Uske nxt week mai mandir jayunga...
GF: woh kyu?
BF: Bheek mangne...
==================***********=============================
ROFL....
A woman was kidnapped ..
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded a money.
Husband replied : " I want more proof..MUNDI bhejo MUNDI "
==================***********=============================
Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife : Why Three?
Husband : For you and your parents
==================***********=============================
A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!
Was the necklace fake?
No,that was the Deal.
==================***********=============================
Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge
jab tak woh saamne wale 3
ped 6 nahi
Dikhte
pub manager-saalon bas karo aab.
saamne pehle se hi 1 ped hai
