Teacher: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mummy papa lad rhe the..
Teacher: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
Santa: Mera ek juta mummy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna he.?
Santa: Chasme ke saath 75kg.
Doctor: Aur chasme ke bagair.?
Santa: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi..!!
Police: Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge
Santa: main is se apn driving license bannaunga...
Santa: Yaar main do mushkilon me Fass gya hoon
Banta: Wo koun si?
Santa: Biwi make-up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Santa ne bank loan pe ek car li...
loan nai chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye...
udas santa: "pahle pata hota to shadhi bhi loan leke karta"
Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST: Kaise?
Santa: Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DOODH WALA"..
Dost: Biwi se jhagda solve hua kya ?
Santa: Ghutno pe chal kar aayi thi Mere pass
Dost: kya boli
Santa: Boli ki palang ke neeche se nikal aao..ab aur nahi maroongi
