Quit Drinking...

Bunty walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Bunty replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Bunty becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Bunty looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".
"Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!

Our babies would be smart and beautiful...

Leonard[Drooling over Penny and day dreaming]: Our babies would be smart and beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention... imaginary.

-The Big Bang Theory

ROFL!!!!

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS...

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"


2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"


3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"


4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"


5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided , I will tell you what to do"


6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"


7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"


8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"


9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"


11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"


14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."


15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"


16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"


17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Columbus agar married hota to America discover na kar pata... ROFL

Columbus agar married hota to America discover na kar pata, kyunki usey yeh sawalon ka jawab dena padta:



1.Kahan jaa rahe ho

2.Kyun jaa rahe ho

3.Kiske saath jaa rahe ho

4.Main bhi chalungi

5.Wapis kab aaoge

6.Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo

7.Meri maa ko bhi le jao

8.Mere liye kya laoge

9.Wapis mein sabji lete aana

10.Pahunch ke phone karna

11.Tum hi kyon har baar discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?

YeSS BoSS....

April Fooooool :-)